Penname: The Miss Parker [Contact]

Real name: Andrea

Member Since: 01/07/15

Membership status: Member

Bio:

Cleaning up SIS and the mess Raines and Sydney made since 1993 when I graduated from University.


I'm part British, part Italian, a full-time editor with two magazines and former journalist with a newspaper.

I've won several web awards and citations including fanfic in 1999 and 2001.

I've been a fan of TP since 1998.

I have beta read for hundreds of authors.

I am an honest reviewer. If you ask for reviews, if you claim that you don't mind if I "think your story is terrible" or "please be honest and tell me what you think", then you shouldn't cry when I tell you the truth. ;)

When you only have one consistent reviewer, you might not get the proper feedback you need. Being honest isn't the same as being mean.


 



Affiliation: Pretender

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Favorite Stories


My Nicotin Patch by IceAngel
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Short piece about Miss Parker's musings regarding: Thomas vs Cigarettes.

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Miss Parker, Thomas
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 636
Read Count: 2430
[Report This] Published: 03/10/10 Updated: 03/10/10


Nightmares by Melody Lane aka Mel
Rated: PG starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: While Jarod pretends to be a riding instructer, Miss Parker finds herself rescuing two children from the Centre.

Sequel to Twin Peaks



Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 8282
Read Count: 10979
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05


No Rest For The Wicked by Jami
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 50]
Summary:

No one is more wicked than Miss Parker. (Except Jarod)



Categories: Post Rebirth
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama, General, Romance, Smut, Supernatural, Suspence/Mystery, Tragedy, Vignette
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 12702
Read Count: 2630
[Report This] Published: 06/10/21 Updated: 12/08/25


Oblivion by Mirage
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 451]
Summary:

A past transgression jeopardizes Sydney's life.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 47499
Read Count: 160290
[Report This] Published: 24/12/16 Updated: 30/04/25


Comments: Plausible and gleefully frightening. Even though Sydney is central to this story there are enough shippery feels that even the shipper only or Jarod only or Miss Parker only fans will appreciate it. The writing is masterful and concise. The pen is mightier than the sword and Mirage has sharpened hers to shiny perfection. Update on march 28 of 2023. Oh. My. Goddesses!  You know how Mirage posted Jarod in a crate in her bio when we asked her to "ship" them. Yeah. Because you weren't specific. Well chapter 20 is what happens when people ask her for incest. You meant siblings, that Jarod and Parker were siblings. Or Parker and Lyle were hooking up? Yeah. be more specific next time. Or don't. I love chapter 20!
Out Of Pain And Magic by Brynna and Trixie
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When Miss Parker is raped, she turns to the only person she can think of to help her . . .

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 38636
Read Count: 1641
[Report This] Published: 18/11/05 Updated: 18/11/05


Out Of Pain And Magic . . . by Brynna and Trixie
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: When Miss Parker is raped, she turns to the only person she can think of to help her . . .

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 74338
Read Count: 3154
[Report This] Published: 21/11/05 Updated: 21/11/05


Réalité Rêvée by MissM
Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bonjour bonjour! :)

Voici un petit OS, trop court pour être résumé. Juste trois mots:

Parker.

Broots.

Ascenseur.

 

Hope you'll like it! xx



Categories: French, Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 934
Read Count: 386
[Report This] Published: 27/08/13 Updated: 27/08/13


REFUGE by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 113]
Summary:

This scribbling follows Wild Horses, and concludes the not-yet-titled series.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Ethan, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: Unforeseen
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4494
Read Count: 311
[Report This] Published: 17/12/24 Updated: 17/12/24


Satan's Playground by Sammi
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 40]
Summary:

The pursuit for Jarod turns deadly in this present day Dystopia. Who will die and who will live?

Let's find out.



Categories: Post IOTH, Post Rebirth
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Smut, Suspence/Mystery, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3308
Read Count: 987428
[Report This] Published: 08/10/22 Updated: 17/03/25


Retired
Sibling Rivalry Series by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary: "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels." Sydney has never been more correct in his life.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 932820
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 30/06/05


Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 896
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


The Gang's All Here by Ice Queen1
Rated: PG 13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Cade Foster is at large and who but the invisible man and his partner, a synthetic man, and a genius could catch him?

crossover w/ Invisible Man, First Wave, and Now and

Again.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 8646
Read Count: 9739
[Report This] Published: 12/01/06 Updated: 12/01/06


Retired
The Human Condition by nightowl
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 102]
Summary: Donoterase never happened the way you thought it did.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 79244
Read Count: 179883
[Report This] Published: 18/12/07 Updated: 25/11/08


The Kinky One by Witch1
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod finds The Kinky One in this spoof of the Kinks' Lola

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1310
Read Count: 424
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 01: A Better Mouse Trap by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A homicide investigation in Philadelphia is complicated when Jarod meets a beautiful psychic who wants to be much more than just friends. Along the way, he discovers alcohol, Out of Body experiences and sex, although not necessarily in that order of importance.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11474
Read Count: 1227
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 02: Lab Rats Anonymous by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When the Centre abducts a new young Pretender to replace Jarod, his rescue efforts hit an unexpected snag. Along the way he discovers fast cars, fast food, loud music, vanity license plates and yet more of the joys of a serious testosterone buzz.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10300
Read Count: 1032
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 03: Xenopolis by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The New York City club scene hides a monstrous killer and while in pursuit Jarod discovers garter belts, jello shots and body piercing. Meanwhile, Broots ponders the inequities of life and Miss Parker finds a soul mate.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13182
Read Count: 1110
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 04: Refugere by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The fog-draped Northern California coast line is the setting for a supernatural mystery that Jarod can't solve with logic alone. He finds time, however, to discover--and develop a serious addiction to--the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13325
Read Count: 1018
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 09: Isn't It Romantic by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jarod's streak of bad luck continues, as Miss Parker not only captures him but inducts him into the Mile High Club quite against his wishes--or so he later claims. And a further encounter between them is "caught on tape" by Broots, causing very mixed emotions. In fact, suddenly everybody at the Centre seems to be watching tapes of everyone else. And when Jarod is mysteriously removed from the Centre things get even worse--and who could possibly come to his rescue?

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 29995
Read Count: 2555
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 15: An Object of Desire by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Confused and frustrated by a witness to a brutal crime who will not come forward, Jarod uses a friend to try to persuade her to help the police. Along the way he finds out how people can become divided along gender and sexual preference lines, as well as discovering that timeless debate: Ginger, or MaryAnn?

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19727
Read Count: 1622
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 16: The Blackroom by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A slight misjudgment results in Jarod becoming the helpless prisoner of a dangerous psychopath

who is also a product of the Centre. A rescue effort is mounted by an unlikely team of temporary allies, but Jarod has to save his own life by pretending things he never imagined before he explored the closed little hidden society of bondage and domination aficionados.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19890
Read Count: 1878
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


This is Insane! by The Injury Princess
Rated: G starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is a short rant from an unnamed Centre victim. It's your job to GUESS WHO

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 343
Read Count: 2520
[Report This] Published: 06/08/05 Updated: 06/08/05


United by Wicked Witch of the West
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Divided they stood. United they fell.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 651
Read Count: 3319
[Report This] Published: 03/06/05 Updated: 03/06/05


Untitled Story by PerfectAngel
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: She stared at the photo on her computer for what seemed like hours.....

for the TP 2001 Movie Challenge

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1314
Read Count: 2564
[Report This] Published: 07/09/05 Updated: 07/09/05


Ways to make her pay by Morgan
Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The title says it all.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 579
Read Count: 648
[Report This] Published: 15/06/08 Updated: 15/06/08