Penname: Contessa [Contact]

Real name: Contessa Matthews

Member Since: 12/03/10

Membership status: Member

Bio:

23 year old fan of the pretender, loves fan fic.



Affiliation: Pretender

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Favorite Stories


Refuge by The Lurker
Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After receiving a string of strange post cards, Sydney fears he'll never hear from Jarod again.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2247
Read Count: 397
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


SAFE IN THIS DARK by Jessi Albano
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After another rough day Miss Parker needs to get out

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3940
Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 16/09/06 Updated: 16/09/06


Sazerac by Elliott Silver
Rated: R starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What will be. [Third in the Sazerac trilogy.]

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1590
Read Count: 849
[Report This] Published: 11/08/05 Updated: 11/08/05


Shadows In The Mist by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod and MP wind up on the edge, in their ongoing battle against each other

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1650
Read Count: 789
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


Shiraz by Elliott Silver
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: She was never what Miss Parker had planned, but she was shiraz and the cobwebs that stopped the bleeding.

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 870
Read Count: 1955
[Report This] Published: 11/08/05 Updated: 11/08/05


Retired
Sibling Rivalry Series by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary: "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels." Sydney has never been more correct in his life.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 377099
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 30/06/05


Silent Voices by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sydney reveals a long kept secret regarding his sessions with Catherine Parker

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1483
Read Count: 406
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


Silent Words by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker deals with a Centre ghost of her past, and Sydney tries to help her.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 14861
Read Count: 1117
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


Simple Facts by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod plays a practical joke that Sydney does not find amusing.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2462
Read Count: 621
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 807
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Sweet Dreams by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 47]
Summary:

Parker corners Jarod. Or does she?



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12779
Read Count: 5097
[Report This] Published: 21/09/12 Updated: 07/03/14


Terror by MMB
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: When Miss Parker is attacked, she turns to Sydney for help - and Jarod pitches in.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 36031
Read Count: 2274
[Report This] Published: 07/05/05 Updated: 18/02/08


The Baby Series by Melanie Anne
Rated: PG starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: It started out as a challenge & developed a life of its own. Who is Baby Parker? And what happens when his real parents want him back? Please R&R

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Baby Parker, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 40517
Read Count: 96019
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


The Crossover Series by 24
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The Pretender is crossed over with different TV shows, a book and movies.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 38834
Read Count: 450690
[Report This] Published: 13/11/07 Updated: 24/05/09


The Power Of Silent Memory by Brynna
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: From one traumatic event, the memory of another surfaces for Miss Parker.



Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 28157
Read Count: 7315
[Report This] Published: 18/11/05 Updated: 18/11/05


The Pretender Survival Guide by Eveylin
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: A Guide For The New And Used in The Pretender Fandom. How to survive, who that man behind the curtain is, and why everybody except you is insane.

Categories: Episode Commentary
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13328
Read Count: 392945
[Report This] Published: 21/04/05 Updated: 21/04/05


The Return (Part VI: The New Normal) by Mirage
Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 43]
Summary:

Part six of The Return series.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: The Return
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2230
Read Count: 289
[Report This] Published: 14/11/23 Updated: 14/11/23


The Second Hand Forsaken by Catherine
Rated: PG 13 starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Truth, Dare, Double-Dare, Torture, Kiss or Promise

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 501
Read Count: 1495
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05


The Third Highway Series Part 01: A Better Mouse Trap by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A homicide investigation in Philadelphia is complicated when Jarod meets a beautiful psychic who wants to be much more than just friends. Along the way, he discovers alcohol, Out of Body experiences and sex, although not necessarily in that order of importance.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11474
Read Count: 1063
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 02: Lab Rats Anonymous by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When the Centre abducts a new young Pretender to replace Jarod, his rescue efforts hit an unexpected snag. Along the way he discovers fast cars, fast food, loud music, vanity license plates and yet more of the joys of a serious testosterone buzz.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10300
Read Count: 874
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 03: Xenopolis by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The New York City club scene hides a monstrous killer and while in pursuit Jarod discovers garter belts, jello shots and body piercing. Meanwhile, Broots ponders the inequities of life and Miss Parker finds a soul mate.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13182
Read Count: 977
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 04: Refugere by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The fog-draped Northern California coast line is the setting for a supernatural mystery that Jarod can't solve with logic alone. He finds time, however, to discover--and develop a serious addiction to--the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13325
Read Count: 850
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 05: St. Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Struggling with the temptation to take revenge for a personal betrayal, Jarod tests whether he can forget one woman in the arms of others--lots of others! Meanwhile, he gets hooked on the intriguing perplexities of The X Files. (No--this isn't cross-over fiction, he's actually watching a bit too much TV!)

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 16066
Read Count: 2024
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 06: Closer by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Can one killer be in two places at once? As Jarod tries to answer this question he confronts an unlikely cult leader who claims to know a great deal about his past. Meanwhile, he explores the joys of regional food obsessions, including that Seattle/latte thing and two southern classics: Moon Pie and R.C. Cola.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13238
Read Count: 731
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


The Third Highway Series Part 07: The Downward Spiral by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Miss Parker is trapped with a most unlikely companion and Jarod is distracted during his attempt to find them by the unexpected return of a face (and a body!) from his past. Meanwhile, we find out a lot more about how "The Third Highway" functions and Broots gets to be a stand-up guy.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 22744
Read Count: 1027
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05