Characters: Miss Parker, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1544
Read Count: 1312
Penname: Contessa [Contact]
Real name: Contessa Matthews
Real name: Contessa Matthews
Member Since: 12/03/10
Membership status: Member
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Summary: MP ponders the meaning of her life and where everyone fits in
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1544
Read Count: 1312
Characters: Miss Parker, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1544
Read Count: 1312
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary: Anything to survive.
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Smut, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1662
Read Count: 2486
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Smut, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1662
Read Count: 2486
[Report This] Published: 13/08/05 Updated: 13/08/05
Summary:
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 69644
Read Count: 143655
When Jarod and his clone are presumed dead and further cloning attempts prove futile, Raines is determined to find another way. He finds it in Dry River, Arizona.
Characters: All the characters, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 69644
Read Count: 143655
[Report This] Published: 29/03/13 Updated: 06/06/19
Summary: Miss Parker wants answers about her father.
Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1802
Read Count: 1045
Characters: Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1802
Read Count: 1045
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05
Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 4989
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 4989
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05
Summary: Jarod, Broots and Sydney must work together to keep Miss Parker from entrenching herself in a situation that can only lead to destruction. Sequel to Unlikely Allies, although this one stands alone.
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15389
Read Count: 44267
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15389
Read Count: 44267
[Report This] Published: 26/05/05 Updated: 03/06/08
Summary: The only constant companion in her life has been that which lives deep within her heart.
Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1204
Read Count: 2844
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1204
Read Count: 2844
[Report This] Published: 14/06/06 Updated: 14/06/06
Summary: Jarod gets killed...and gets killed...and gets killed...and gets killed yet again...
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4553
Read Count: 3414
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4553
Read Count: 3414
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05
Summary: When a friend disappears everybody suffers
Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Broots, Ethan, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 33428
Read Count: 57962
Characters: Broots, Ethan, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 33428
Read Count: 57962
[Report This] Published: 19/08/05 Updated: 22/08/05
Summary: Broots overhears something after hours that he shouldn't, and winds up in a predicament he could never imagine!
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Lyle, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 996
Read Count: 2755
Characters: Broots, Lyle, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 996
Read Count: 2755
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05
Summary: If only things ever came to an end.
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1286
Read Count: 3533
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1286
Read Count: 3533
[Report This] Published: 14/05/05 Updated: 14/05/05
Summary: Miss Parker deals with the latest turns her life at Centre have taken
Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2301
Read Count: 770
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2301
Read Count: 770
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary:
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 324
Read Count: 2758
Full circle- with a twist
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 324
Read Count: 2758
[Report This] Published: 30/08/14 Updated: 30/08/14
Summary: Miss Parker receives an unusual Christmas gift from Jarod
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1486
Read Count: 929
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1486
Read Count: 929
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary: Parker gets an unexpected surprise during her time in boarding school.
Categories: Prequel
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5141
Read Count: 2025
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5141
Read Count: 2025
[Report This] Published: 24/06/05 Updated: 24/06/05
Summary: A twisted and humorous tale of unresolved issues, questions and answers. And sweet revenge as Miss Parker and Jarod settle unfinished business. Rape and Slash are more implied....nothing what should keep you from reading... more a light warning!
Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6759
Read Count: 1547
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6759
Read Count: 1547
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary:
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 108764
Read Count: 29778
Twelve years after Carthis, the death of a dear friend reunites predator and prey. *If adultery bothers you, click elsewhere or prepare to be bothered.
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 108764
Read Count: 29778
[Report This] Published: 02/09/11 Updated: 14/06/14
Summary: Miss Parker learns a little something about jealousy
Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2537
Read Count: 870
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2537
Read Count: 870
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05
Summary: A friend of Parker's is keeping an eye on her.....
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 803
Read Count: 2297
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 803
Read Count: 2297
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary: Jarod asks Ms.Parker for help, and her heart. Oh that was corny.
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2473
Read Count: 3086
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2473
Read Count: 3086
[Report This] Published: 08/03/06 Updated: 08/03/06
Summary: An ending.
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4089
Read Count: 1361
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4089
Read Count: 1361
[Report This] Published: 19/04/05 Updated: 19/04/05
Summary:
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 57575
Read Count: 34501
Jarod is implicated in a spate of homicides.
Characters: All the characters, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 57575
Read Count: 34501
[Report This] Published: 04/03/15 Updated: 01/06/23
Comments: Best author and one of her best pieces of fiction.
Summary: Fortune rolls a dice.... do the hunters catch the hunted?
Categories: During The Series
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 20876
Read Count: 502645
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 20876
Read Count: 502645
[Report This] Published: 08/01/07 Updated: 19/02/07
Summary: Jarod will take down The Centre, one way or another.
Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Slash, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1097
Read Count: 2154
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Slash, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1097
Read Count: 2154
[Report This] Published: 19/04/05 Updated: 19/04/05
Summary: Miss Parker and Jarod have kiddies and they're a family and please don't take this seriously.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 438
Read Count: 405965
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 438
Read Count: 405965
[Report This] Published: 28/07/05 Updated: 28/07/05