Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 839
Read Count: 41609
2/22/10- I've been a huge fan of the Pretender since the beginning, and wrote a lot of my fanfics while it was airing. Then I got busy with college and working, and it sadly fell by the wayside. I've had a few favorite shows since the Pretender (namely Alias, Smallville, Dollhouse, and Lost Girl), but none that affected me so strongly that I wrote fics for them. I did write 2 for The Lost World, but that's it. The Pretender is just special, I guess.
I recently got all 4 seasons and the 2 movies on DVD, and watched them all within less than a month! =) It's safe to say my Pretender obsession is back stronger than ever, and rewatching it all definately inspired me to pick up the pen again... currently working on another story (and probably more) for the Cooking with Madeline series, continuing where we left off in season 3 (with a brief jump back to season 2 for a Toy Surprise- inspired part). And with any luck, I'll finish another story or two I had plans for, but never got around to finishing outside of my overactive little head. My favorite characters are Miss Parker, Angelo, and Thomas... originally, Mr Lyle was my absolute favorite but rewatching it all now, it's hard to see past all his evil like I could back when it was spread out over a couple of seasons. LOL
I like to write my fics while listening to the Pretender soundtrack, along with a couple other songs that remind me of the Pretender... like Broots' P-Funk. =)
Then I was a student, now I'm a 30something chef with 2 cats I'm crazy about. It's a crazy job but I love it. I'm a total night owl. I was so psyched when I found this site and realized all my stories are still around, as well as many of the authors I knew way back when. I'm slowly getting caught up on all the great new fics and authors here, as well as exploring all the other great pieces of the PretenderCentre.
If anyone's interested in being my beta reader, please let me know. I'll be happy to be yours, too.
6/27/13- and I'm back, yet again! Ran across the #ThePretenderLives tag on twitter and hearing that Craig and Steve have something new Pretender-related in the works brought my Pretender obsession back with the biggest vengeance! And I'm really hoping that it'll be the push I need to actually finish the Madeline series once and for all. *hangs head*
Feel free to find me on twitter- @DoccubusDani or tumblr- http://MissParkersBunny.tumblr.com/ I post a lot about Lost Girl, Orphan Black, The Fosters, and the Pretender, of course. :) And when if you do, feel free to bug me about finishing the series. :)
Very, very nice and accurate portrait of Miss P. <3
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedSad, and very Jarod-esque.
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedSweet story. =)
Author's Response: I am glad you like it.
I love that Jarod was able to have a wake up call and escape a lot sooner than in the series. I'm interested to see if things follow a similar path for him on the outside.
Taking lines from the show and inserting them was a nice touch. =)
PS: Thanks for spelling Centre correctly for me and my fellow anal-retentive readers. =)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedInteresting how Miss Parker can sleep with whoever she wants, yet she wanted Lyle to only sleep with her.
Poor Broots- I have a feeling he's going to fall hard for her, and she's just using him to get back at Lyle.
Aww, poor Miss P! Very well written, though, I enjoyed it immensely. I <3 Miss P and Tommy and you did well by them!
Author's Response: wow thank you danielle smiley face! Am so out-of-my-mind-excited that I already got reviews for this one...my very first piece,my baby.hihi. Was just jumping up and down in my room because of that. *grin*
Very glad you enjoyed it!!! Hopefully I'll be able to write some more soon....now that I got received encouragement. :-)
A call boy pays Miss Parker a visit. Not what you think. :-)
Aww, that was sweet and heartbreaking all at once! It shows so well what a lonely life Miss P leads. Well done! =)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedWell done crossover. =) Thanks for sharing.
Where is lj?
Thanks a lot !
Lj = livejournal.com
here's mine : http://taniapretender.livejournal.com/
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedGreat insight into Lyle. =)
Author's Response: tehehe,thanks Dani. Should I be worried that I can creep into his head that well?? ;-p
Lovely scene! I can totally imagine such a scene happening. =)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedJarod makes a rare mistake and Parker catches up with him. Neither realise what each has in store for the other......Contains 100% Smut.
Loved this! Very hot, and I could totally see it happening. :)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedWould love to see that shower scene! :) You have a knack for writing smut. <3
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedIts the 5th Anniversary of Tommies death. Jarod wants to help Parker deal with her grief, and unexpected secrets are revealed. New improved Chap 4 up now with 100% extra SMUT!
Very nice :)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedMiss Parker ends up with hypothermia, and Jarod has to treat her serious condition. Not realising the identity of her rescuer, Miss P shows her appreciation in a *very* personal way. Smut!
Twelve years after Carthis, the death of a dear friend reunites predator and prey. *If adultery bothers you, click elsewhere or prepare to be bothered.
It's so insanely creepy that Robert calls her Angel...
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedOh, why is she fighting this so much?
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedHurray for Angelo's appearance! <3
I lurve the fact that Parker helped Jarod escape- that's so sweet. <3
And Astra is wicked cute. :) One more chapter before bed!
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace Signed"he'd already figured up the amount of retroactive child support and written a check." <-- that makes me go 'aww, he's such a nice guy!', but then he's really being such an ass with Miss Parker. She's not helping the situation, though... *sigh* When will those two just give up fighting it and realize they're meant for each other? :)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedThomas Gates and Jarod’s friendship hidden story. Everything you ever wanted to know.
How did Thomas find out about Miss Parker? How did he manage to win her heart? And how did Jarod help Tommy to make her fall in love with him? UPDATED IN 2023 FOR LANGUAGE CORRECTION
Aww <3 Lurve you, too. :)
This is one of my favorite stories- so nice to see into Jarod and Tommy and Miss P and Tommy's relationships. :)
Although I still wish it was AU and he didn't die. :p
Thanks Dani, you're sweet! I know you were wishing for a happy ending, but I'm afraid that my being a hopeless MPJ shipper got in the way. I love Tommy, but I could never give Parker a future not featuring Jarod, not even if it was AU ;) Luv ya, thanks for the edits!
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedJarod wants something more.
Aww, that's so sad! :(
Hey there, Dani. Thank you for reading and reviewing (belated, I know; I've only just now seen your review).
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace Signed
A crime scene, a chance meeting, two people transcending the lives chosen for them. Jarod POV. S.M.U.T.
I enjoyed it very much. :)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedJarod locates Angelo's family. But they have secrets of their own. *AND DONE*
"Miss Parker, for instance, had been an adorable, hilariously bossy five year old." <-- awesome line! lol- I can totally see it, too! :)
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace SignedI love how the meeting with the family didn't go at all how Jarod- or I!- expected it to. Would love to read more tonight, but have to get to bed. :)
Poor Jarod, it must so disconcerting to meet people that see right through his BS. :-) Thanks for reading!
Reviewer: Danielle SmileyFace Signed