Broots at a T-Board

Well—uh—um—I don’t actually know why the chicken crossed the road. I mean, I—I’d totally tell you if I did…or I could just make up an answer…but when you’re staring at me like that I—I can’t think—and I don’t know anything about chickens—at all. I’ve never even been to a farm—I mean, other than the ones Jarod has sent us to—but there weren’t any chickens at those ones. Do you think this has something to do with Jarod? I mean, it doesn’t really seem like it’s a life-or-death question, you know. You know—I could run a computer program—chickens featured in Jarod’s simulations—or—or—maps showing chicken farms near roads. I want to help—I do—I just don’t know anything—really. Um—maybe it just wanted to get to the other side? Maybe?