Penname: Christoph [Contact]

Real name: Lorelei

Member Since: 26/04/11

Membership status: Member

Bio:

23 year old fan of the best show EVER!



Affiliation: Pretender

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The Kinky One by Witch1
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod finds The Kinky One in this spoof of the Kinks' Lola

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1310
Read Count: 329
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Summary: Cross The Pretender with Melrose Place, X-Files and 90102 and what do you get?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2708
Read Count: 364
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Summary: From one traumatic event, the memory of another surfaces for Miss Parker.



Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 28157
Read Count: 7309
[Report This] Published: 18/11/05 Updated: 18/11/05


Summary: A Guide For The New And Used in The Pretender Fandom. How to survive, who that man behind the curtain is, and why everybody except you is insane.

Categories: Episode Commentary
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13328
Read Count: 389804
[Report This] Published: 21/04/05 Updated: 21/04/05


Summary:

Part two of The Return series.

 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: The Return
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 6515
Read Count: 3514
[Report This] Published: 26/07/13 Updated: 14/08/13


Summary:

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Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: The Return
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 10366
Read Count: 2511
[Report This] Published: 30/08/13 Updated: 24/10/13


Summary:

Part IV



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: The Return
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 42888
Read Count: 6549
[Report This] Published: 19/07/14 Updated: 28/02/16


Comments: She is the best.  
The Tables Turned by 24
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What happens when Jarod and Miss Parker has a role reversal?



Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1380
Read Count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Summary: A homicide investigation in Philadelphia is complicated when Jarod meets a beautiful psychic who wants to be much more than just friends. Along the way, he discovers alcohol, Out of Body experiences and sex, although not necessarily in that order of importance.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11474
Read Count: 1053
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Struggling with the temptation to take revenge for a personal betrayal, Jarod tests whether he can forget one woman in the arms of others--lots of others! Meanwhile, he gets hooked on the intriguing perplexities of The X Files. (No--this isn't cross-over fiction, he's actually watching a bit too much TV!)

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 16066
Read Count: 2013
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Can one killer be in two places at once? As Jarod tries to answer this question he confronts an unlikely cult leader who claims to know a great deal about his past. Meanwhile, he explores the joys of regional food obsessions, including that Seattle/latte thing and two southern classics: Moon Pie and R.C. Cola.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13238
Read Count: 724
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Miss Parker is trapped with a most unlikely companion and Jarod is distracted during his attempt to find them by the unexpected return of a face (and a body!) from his past. Meanwhile, we find out a lot more about how "The Third Highway" functions and Broots gets to be a stand-up guy.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 22744
Read Count: 1019
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Jarod's streak of bad luck continues, as Miss Parker not only captures him but inducts him into the Mile High Club quite against his wishes--or so he later claims. And a further encounter between them is "caught on tape" by Broots, causing very mixed emotions. In fact, suddenly everybody at the Centre seems to be watching tapes of everyone else. And when Jarod is mysteriously removed from the Centre things get even worse--and who could possibly come to his rescue?

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 29995
Read Count: 1995
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Confused and frustrated by a witness to a brutal crime who will not come forward, Jarod uses a friend to try to persuade her to help the police. Along the way he finds out how people can become divided along gender and sexual preference lines, as well as discovering that timeless debate: Ginger, or MaryAnn?

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19727
Read Count: 1418
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: A slight misjudgment results in Jarod becoming the helpless prisoner of a dangerous psychopath

who is also a product of the Centre. A rescue effort is mounted by an unlikely team of temporary allies, but Jarod has to save his own life by pretending things he never imagined before he explored the closed little hidden society of bondage and domination aficionados.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19890
Read Count: 1532
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Things Hoped For by 24
Rated: PG starstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Miss Parker helps Jarod



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 967
Read Count: 1134
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Thinking by 24
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Each character thinks about themselves, others and the world around them.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Ethan, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4651
Read Count: 11256
[Report This] Published: 18/05/05 Updated: 18/05/05


Time by 24
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

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Jarod’s helped countless people over the years, but will those people help him when he needs it?

 



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sam, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3799
Read Count: 28329
[Report This] Published: 05/05/07 Updated: 05/05/07


Summary: Jarod gets a message from his mother

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 454
Read Count: 943
[Report This] Published: 15/05/05 Updated: 15/05/05


To My Brothers by 24
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Emily writes Jarod and Kyle a letter.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod's Family
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 329
Read Count: 962
[Report This] Published: 03/05/07 Updated: 03/05/07


Touching Evil by 24
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jarod finds David Creegan thinking that he's Kyle.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 701
Read Count: 1214
[Report This] Published: 22/05/05 Updated: 22/05/05


Featured
Transcendence by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 47]
Summary:

   

A crime scene, a chance meeting, two people transcending the lives chosen for them. Jarod POV. S.M.U.T.

 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content
Challenges: SMUT COOKIE

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4826
Read Count: 502636
[Report This] Published: 17/08/13 Updated: 17/08/13


Tru Calling by 24
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jarod meets someone who looks just like him. Stefano is in this fic too. This is my first crossover fic.





Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 998
Read Count: 1467
[Report This] Published: 22/05/05 Updated: 22/05/05


Trust by Annabelle
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: "Trust," follows directly after "Someone to Trust" and makes references to "Once in a Blue Moon." It contains spoilers for both those episodes.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 8206
Read Count: 1086
[Report This] Published: 26/09/05 Updated: 26/09/05


Summary: Jarod finally finds Parker after searching for years. Parker is a mother and has some explaining to do.

(I want to see if it'll turn out the way it plays out in my head. Huge shipper. Go wild people)

Categories: Round Robins
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 683
Read Count: 1302
[Report This] Published: 01/06/06 Updated: 01/06/06