Penname: Christoph [Contact]

Real name: Lorelei

Member Since: 26/04/11

Membership status: Member

Bio:

23 year old fan of the best show EVER!



Affiliation: Pretender

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Favorite Stories


Mutual Curiosity by Somnabulist
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Jarod and Miss Parker have fun. What Plot?

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 819
Read Count: 1920
[Report This] Published: 28/08/05 Updated: 28/08/05


My Contrite Arcanum by Catherine
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Becuase, despite it all, she never wanted to see him broken.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3331
Read Count: 1878
[Report This] Published: 14/05/05 Updated: 14/05/05


Naphtha by Sezzie
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Even fate couldn't be so cruel. AU to, um, the ep where MP meets Thomas.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Miss Parker, Thomas
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 410
Read Count: 2093
[Report This] Published: 10/07/05 Updated: 10/07/05


Comments: really good
Neopets on Parade by 24
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jarod fnds out about Neopets. Another response to a challenge.





Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1129
Read Count: 2106
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05


Never by Eveylin
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Every time they met, should have been the last...

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 520
Read Count: 1128
[Report This] Published: 19/04/05 Updated: 19/04/05


Summary: When Miss Parker is raped, she turns to the only person she can think of to help her . . .

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 38636
Read Count: 1483
[Report This] Published: 18/11/05 Updated: 18/11/05


Summary: When Miss Parker is raped, she turns to the only person she can think of to help her . . .

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 74338
Read Count: 3028
[Report This] Published: 21/11/05 Updated: 21/11/05


Summary: In the days following Jarod's forced return to the Centre, he is faced with the twin threats of paralysis and emotional blackmail.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 6711
Read Count: 13052
[Report This] Published: 18/11/05 Updated: 18/11/05


Perceptions by Thunderchild
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remix of icd's story. Written for the 10th Anniversary Challenges.

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3725
Read Count: 2293
[Report This] Published: 17/10/06 Updated: 17/10/06


Summary:

Retribution goes awry when Jarod inadvertently kills a man. (Story in English)



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Cox, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sam, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Slash, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 37661
Read Count: 14183
[Report This] Published: 30/06/11 Updated: 08/12/17


Comments: hell of a ride.
Retrospective by MMB
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: There comes a point in time when paths lead away from each other...

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3659
Read Count: 4231
[Report This] Published: 07/05/05 Updated: 07/05/05


Sazerac by Elliott Silver
Rated: R starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What will be. [Third in the Sazerac trilogy.]

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1590
Read Count: 842
[Report This] Published: 11/08/05 Updated: 11/08/05


Scar-ology by Sezzie
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The many scars of Mr Lyle...

Categories: Tattoo
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #19 Tattoo

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 114
Read Count: 1682
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 21/05/05


Summary: Jarod version of Anne Rice's island . . .

Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18533
Read Count: 27093
[Report This] Published: 24/04/05 Updated: 24/04/05


Shiraz by Elliott Silver
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: She was never what Miss Parker had planned, but she was shiraz and the cobwebs that stopped the bleeding.

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 870
Read Count: 1922
[Report This] Published: 11/08/05 Updated: 11/08/05


Summary: She knew they would end up here. They always ended up in this place.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1008
Read Count: 690
[Report This] Published: 13/07/05 Updated: 13/07/05


Silent Words by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker deals with a Centre ghost of her past, and Sydney tries to help her.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 14861
Read Count: 1113
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


Sine Qua Non by Mirage
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 43]
Summary:

Finished business.



Categories: Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 82
Read Count: 1179
[Report This] Published: 30/06/22 Updated: 30/06/22


Summary: Miss Parker contemplates her actions after leaving the warehouse... Reponse to Sleepyhead Challenge

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: Sleepyhead Challenge
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 984
Read Count: 2003
[Report This] Published: 16/09/06 Updated: 16/09/06


Slumber by Mirage
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 35]
Summary:

Nothing like her mother.



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Catherine Parker, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 89
Read Count: 680
[Report This] Published: 03/12/21 Updated: 03/12/21


Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 803
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Sweet Dreams by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 47]
Summary:

Parker corners Jarod. Or does she?



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12779
Read Count: 5086
[Report This] Published: 21/09/12 Updated: 07/03/14


Retired
Summary: A slice of Miss Parker's life and love/hate relationship with Jarod - from her point of view.

Jarod escapes Miss Parker's grasp by the skin of his teeth, so to speak, but Miss Parker has the DSAs - and relives a few old memories.



Categories: Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 25481
Read Count: 5094
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Telling Rachel by 24
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Jarod finally tells Rachel the truth.



Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 984
Read Count: 1317
[Report This] Published: 13/06/12 Updated: 13/06/12


Summary: It started out as a challenge & developed a life of its own. Who is Baby Parker? And what happens when his real parents want him back? Please R&R

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Baby Parker, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 40517
Read Count: 93407
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05