Why did the chicken cross the road? by Haiza Tyri
Summary: Responses by the characters.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies Characters: All the characters
Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 839 Read: 41639 Published: 02/07/09 Updated: 23/07/09
Mr. Parker to Miss Parker by Haiza Tyri

Mr. Parker to Miss Parker

Angel! I had nothing to do with that! The directive came from the Triumvirate. You know how those crazy Zulus are. [Later, on the phone to Mutumbo] What do you mean, step up the chicken schedule? My daughter is already suspicious! Do you know how many chickens Raines has already gone through for this experiment? No, sir, I’m not questioning your orders. Fine. I’ll get my daughter out of the way. [Calls Miss Parker] Angel! There’s been a Jarod sighting! In Kentucky. I want you there immediately. [Calls Mr. Raines] Raines, everything’s ready. Get those chickens across the road!

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