Why did the chicken cross the road? by Haiza Tyri

Summary: Responses by the characters.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies Characters: All the characters
Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 839 Read: 41624 Published: 02/07/09 Updated: 23/07/09

Miss Parker answers Broots by Haiza Tyri

Miss Parker answers Broots

M.P.: Broots, I couldn't care less if the chicken stepped on a landmine on its way across the road!

Broots: But--but--Miss Parker! It's significant! My friend down in Renewal was telling me--

M.P.: The one with the crows-feet that are more like dinosaur prints?

Broots: Yeah, him. He said that the chicken was originally from a place in Maryland called Donoterase! And the road leads there directly from the Centre!

M.P.: Donoterase? A Centre installation, maybe?

Broots: Could be!

M.P.: Get the jet ready.

Broots: To go to Maryland?

M.P.: You don't want us to run over the chicken on our way there, do you?

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