Why did the chicken cross the road? by Haiza Tyri

Summary: Responses by the characters.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies Characters: All the characters
Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 839 Read: 41613 Published: 02/07/09 Updated: 23/07/09

Sydney and young Jarod by Haiza Tyri

Sydney and young Jarod

Sydney: That is not relevant right now, Jarod. Concentrate on the simulation.

Jarod: But I need to know, Sydney! What if the chicken gets hit by a car before it ever finds out the truth?

Sydney [sighing]: There is no chicken, Jarod. Complete the simulation! [Later, recording notes on DSA] Jarod is becoming more and more stubborn. I am beginning to think we might need to get him some of the answers he seeks. And now he’s making me curious. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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