Who Forgot To Pay The Rent? by Joel Gomes
Summary:

The Centre is shut down for good. What will happen to our favorite characters now? Read to find out and leave a comment (preferably a nice one) because this thing is finished. Finally.


Categories: Spoofs / Parodies Characters: All the characters
Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 29773 Read: 108032 Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 22/12/13
XX - The Centre: From art-deco to *#@! by Joel Gomes

XX – THE CENTRE


From art-deco to *#@!


 


 


A long time ago I used to be a building, now I'm a pile of bricks. My shape remains the same, but my guts are all twisted. Ever since the day that landlord came to shut me down that I have dreams about a wrecking ball hitting me until there's nothing left but rubble.


I housed the most powerful secret criminal organization in the world for nearly a century! Now I have aisles with lady's accessories, detergents, a kid's section and a butcher's corner. It's a drop off! I used to have a sort of a butcher's corner and a kid's sections, but not like this. The first was the place where Raines or Cox played with their victims; the other was where they stored the kids. You know, for the experiments.


Ah... I can still feel the sound of their cries of pain and fear trapped inside my walls. Of course, all those walls were brought down and replaced with plaster, so all I can feel right now is as real as Lyle's hair. I almost preferred to be a public toilet instead of this.


How I wish someone would just blow me out of my misery...


 


 


 


FINITO

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