"I'm going to kill you."

"No, you're not."

"Am too."

"Are not."

"What, are we in third grade?"

"If that were the case, this would be illegal."

"I'm sure it still is in some states."

"Delaware?"

"Nah, I think we're safe."

"Good to know."

"Jarod?"

"What?"

"Oh, don't look so smug."

"Well, I could stop—"

"No! I mean – Damn it, I'm not going to beg. Stop if you want to."

"I don't."

"Yet you're still talking."

"Okay. This better?"

"Perfect."

"And this?"

"I might just hire you as my full-time masseuse."

"As long as you don't call me Olaf."