Genres: Comedy


Stories
Commercial by 24
Rated: G starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: I was watching a commercial and decided to put Jarod and Miss Parker in it.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 251
Read Count: 1637
[Report This] Published: 22/05/05 Updated: 22/05/05


Crashed Vacation by Somnabulist
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Jarod asks Ms.Parker for help, and her heart. Oh that was corny.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2473
Read Count: 3080
[Report This] Published: 08/03/06 Updated: 08/03/06


Curiosity by Chris
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: response to the weekly challenge: YOU'RE WORKING AT THE CENTRE. BROOTS HANDS YOU A PIECE OF PAPER AND A DISK. ON THE NOTE THERE ARE SEVERAL NUMBERS AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SL-20. YOU PUT THE DISK IN YOUR COMPUTER. WHAT HAPPENS?


Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 974
Read Count: 2226
[Report This] Published: 20/09/06 Updated: 20/09/06


Summary:

A sweet, fun short story for Christmas time based on my own Christmas distasters.



Categories: Jarod/ Miss Parker
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5890
Read Count: 14706
[Report This] Published: 06/12/05 Updated: 14/05/07


Damn 'puter by Chris
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: inside my computer mysterious voices can be heard.... The story contains of speech without any explanation around it. Might be hard to read...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 727
Read Count: 2059
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05


Daybreak by icd
Rated: G starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What does coffee say about you? Or the way you drink your coffee?

Categories: Character Musing, Challenges, Misc
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 444
Read Count: 2304
[Report This] Published: 17/09/09 Updated: 17/09/09


Delusions by Krystal McDermott
Rated: PG 13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Jarod, MP, Syd and Broots invade my reality, when Lyle decides to come after my family and I.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 34756
Read Count: 98832
[Report This] Published: 05/05/05 Updated: 05/05/05


Dirty Closets by csievers
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Parody of the epsidoes. I thought it was on the line between PG and PG-13, but just to be safe.... As much as I enjoy the Pretender, I'm not a die-hard fan, nor am I a writer, but when I thought of this I had to write it down.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1966
Read Count: 2429
[Report This] Published: 05/07/05 Updated: 05/07/05


DMV Series by Sarah
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Silly, something that came to me while watching TV. See what can happen when you eat too much junk food and fall asleep in front of the tube???

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1546
Read Count: 26909
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05


Dolphins and Bats by RRP
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Pretender/Batman. Minimal knowledge of Batman needed.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6260
Read Count: 4000
[Report This] Published: 08/06/05 Updated: 08/06/05


Summary: Crossover with "Lois and Clark"; Miss Parker's humorous misadventures

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2848
Read Count: 2134
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Summary: What if the Animaniacs visited the Centre?

Categories: During The Series
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2418
Read Count: 13069
[Report This] Published: 23/08/05 Updated: 23/08/05


Summary: Miss Parker and Jarod have kiddies and they're a family and please don't take this seriously.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 438
Read Count: 405840
[Report This] Published: 28/07/05 Updated: 28/07/05


Summary: A fairy tale read to a certain Pretender just has to be easy, right?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 599
Read Count: 2100
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05


Famous Last Words by Technetium
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Jarod shows off his pop culture knowledge to a captive audience.

Categories: Anything/Miscellaneous
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #04 Anything

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 97
Read Count: 1540
[Report This] Published: 28/08/05 Updated: 28/08/05


Fidus Achates by DOTLP
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Suddenly, all the events that happened during the last twenty-four hours rushed into the Pretender's mind. He abruptly stood up and rushed to grasp his mentor's hand and began shaking it. "Thank you Sydney for saving me from going back to that hell hole."

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Zoe
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2810
Read Count: 2540
[Report This] Published: 23/04/05 Updated: 23/04/05


Final Thoughts by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Lyle's been secure in his new position in The Centre, but then, in an instant, his life is in danger and it's Jarod with the gun this time. What does Lyle think about all of this?

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3545
Read Count: 1491
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 24/05/05


Flannel Jarod by archangel
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod visit's the TOOL TIME set to sting Tim Taylor after a set accident disables Al. Ratings soar as the new tool assistant seeks revenge for years of abuse.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7349
Read Count: 2137
[Report This] Published: 10/06/05 Updated: 10/06/05


Summary: Someone knows all the secrets and has been watching all along...

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 596
Read Count: 1783
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05


Foiled by Trish
Rated: G starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Miss Parker gets a little fencing practice in and a fustrating surprise.

Categories: Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1357
Read Count: 2058
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05


Summary: The title gives it away! Spoilers: Slight ones for "Donoterase"



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10485
Read Count: 8856
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05


For Whom The Bell Tolls by RRP
Rated: PG 13 starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: None given.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 14781
Read Count: 41975
[Report This] Published: 08/06/05 Updated: 08/06/05


Full Circle by Somnabulist
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What if Ms. Parker had no idea about all the dealings of the Centre or the people she called family. If you've already read this then it's okay. I noticed that it was a lot for one chapter, so I seperated the writings.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: All the characters, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Smut, Supernatural
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 7585
Read Count: 2250
[Report This] Published: 19/08/05 Updated: 11/04/06


Summary: Response to a challenge. Jarod discovers the 60's. Rated R for the sex, drugs & rock & roll LOL jk.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1421
Read Count: 538
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Go Fish by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Miss Parker tries to solve the mystery of an April Fool's gag....

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1296
Read Count: 552
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05