Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 473
Read Count: 4067
Genres: Comedy
Stories
Summary: Sydney's POV. This story is inspired by Gables "X Marks the Spot series".
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 473
Read Count: 4067
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 473
Read Count: 4067
[Report This] Published: 05/05/07 Updated: 05/05/07
Summary: What if Jarod was in charge of 'The Weakest Link?' Dedicated to all my Pretender Loons!
Categories: During The Series
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 819
Read Count: 4082
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 819
Read Count: 4082
[Report This] Published: 23/08/05 Updated: 23/08/05
Summary: A short little humor piece that I wrote for the NewsGroupies in alt.tv.pretender. Miss Parker finds something on television that makes her wonder about Lyle.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 643
Read Count: 3939
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 643
Read Count: 3939
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05
Summary: Jarod and Miss Parker share a dream.
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 938
Read Count: 4221
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 938
Read Count: 4221
[Report This] Published: 18/05/05 Updated: 25/04/07
3 Door or How I Managed To Write The Stupidest Christmas Story Ever by Joel Gomes
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 4]
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 4] Summary:
Categories: Plot? What Plot?, Christmas Challenge, Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 756
Read Count: 3634
A glimpse into the eve of Christmas eve.
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 756
Read Count: 3634
[Report This] Published: 14/12/13 Updated: 14/12/13
Summary: A short look into the a day in the life of our loveable Tech.
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2091
Read Count: 2846
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2091
Read Count: 2846
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary: Jarod's new found interest in Infomercials leads to a Centre connection
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1809
Read Count: 2797
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1809
Read Count: 2797
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05
Summary: This is pretty corny...
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 429
Read Count: 2316
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 429
Read Count: 2316
[Report This] Published: 14/08/05 Updated: 14/08/05
Summary: .... ohh it's hard to describe ..
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 488
Read Count: 3148
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 488
Read Count: 3148
[Report This] Published: 23/04/05 Updated: 23/04/05
Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 5068
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 5068
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05
Summary: Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess...this is how she met her prince. Please R&R.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1822
Read Count: 2782
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1822
Read Count: 2782
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary: Jarod's thoughts as he's running from Miss Parker and The Centre. The funny things that run through your mind when you're trying to escape the clutches of an evil corporation hell bent on capturing you so you can perform experiments to further their agenda. Now if that ran through your head it might not be funny but disturbing.
Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3301
Read Count: 7435
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3301
Read Count: 7435
[Report This] Published: 18/04/05 Updated: 21/09/05
Summary: Okay, so it's not quite the Centre, but at least it's a job!
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Catherine Parker, Jarod, Kyle, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1894
Read Count: 2790
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Catherine Parker, Jarod, Kyle, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1894
Read Count: 2790
[Report This] Published: 02/06/05 Updated: 02/06/05
Summary: Any idiot could use a car battery. Jarod is much more creative.
Categories: Former Challenges
Characters: Jarod, Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #51 Former Challenges
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 154
Read Count: 2756
Characters: Jarod, Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #51 Former Challenges
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 154
Read Count: 2756
[Report This] Published: 16/10/05 Updated: 16/10/05
Summary: Miss Parker's sweeper gets a most challenging job…
Categories: Season 3
Characters: Debbie, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1782
Read Count: 9548
Characters: Debbie, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1782
Read Count: 9548
[Report This] Published: 07/05/05 Updated: 07/05/05
Summary: a alternate pretender payback
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2425
Read Count: 2854
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2425
Read Count: 2854
[Report This] Published: 17/06/05 Updated: 17/06/05
Summary: For Blademistress' ficathon. Broots has a date with Miss Parker. No guns allowed.
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2701
Read Count: 2274
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2701
Read Count: 2274
[Report This] Published: 10/07/05 Updated: 10/07/05
Summary: What happens if you find yourself in your favourite TV series? Why are you there? And what the hell is going on???
A Star Trek / Pretender / Buffy / Profiler / Harry Potter / Stargate / Reality Crossover
Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 93307
Read Count: 240859
A Star Trek / Pretender / Buffy / Profiler / Harry Potter / Stargate / Reality Crossover
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 93307
Read Count: 240859
[Report This] Published: 26/04/05 Updated: 04/08/05
Summary: What if the Centre isn't what it really seems to be? ;)
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 1421
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 1421
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Summary:
Categories: Crossovers, Prequel, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angelo, Jarod, Mr Raines, Other Centre Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sam, Willie
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7101
Read Count: 13010
What happens when Jarod doesn't escape from the Centre as he was supposed to before the pilot? The 9th Doctor and Rose to the rescue!
AU: Doctor Who/Pretender crossover
Characters: Angelo, Jarod, Mr Raines, Other Centre Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sam, Willie
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7101
Read Count: 13010
[Report This] Published: 17/06/09 Updated: 17/06/09
Summary: The title of this short spoof speaks for itself
Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 496
Read Count: 2869
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 496
Read Count: 2869
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05
Summary: It is like a Master card commercial
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 239
Read Count: 1939
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 239
Read Count: 1939
[Report This] Published: 30/05/05 Updated: 30/05/05
Summary: Sequel to "Damn 'puter"...
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 842
Read Count: 2639
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 842
Read Count: 2639
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05
Summary: Also, das ist eine Art Crossover mit Buffy ABER man muss die Serie auf keinen Fall kennen, ich denke, alles wichtige wird erkärt.
Miss Parker ist eine der Auserwählten. Ihr Wächter will, dass sie eine entscheidung trifft: Die Jagdt nach Vampieren oder nach Jarod.
Categories: German
Characters: All the characters, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 32575
Read Count: 26420
Miss Parker ist eine der Auserwählten. Ihr Wächter will, dass sie eine entscheidung trifft: Die Jagdt nach Vampieren oder nach Jarod.
Characters: All the characters, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 32575
Read Count: 26420
[Report This] Published: 27/02/06 Updated: 12/08/06
Summary: An irritable Miss Parker has to spend Valentine's Day in Las Vegas, chasing for Jarod but he wouldn't be the Pretender if he didn't have surprises in store for her...
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5420
Read Count: 3041
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5420
Read Count: 3041
[Report This] Published: 12/02/09 Updated: 12/02/09